Favorite Weeds Quotes
I think the steroids are giving me acne. On the upside, I think I've lost an inch from my dick.
Doug
Shane: You're not a bad influence on being a drug dealer.
Shane: You're a bad influence because you're a bad drug dealer.
Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.
It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.
Shane
Gabe: Christ's love is all the help I need.
Auda: Keep thinking that it's serving you so well.
Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.
Silas [about baby Botwin]: He's kind of cute
Shane: Who cares? He's probably just gonna want to play soccer
Shane: Shane: Aaargh! Fuck you, fuck your mom in the ass with a screwdriver.
Nancy: You're guzzling coffee?
Shane: Ignacio says it puts hair on you chest
Nancy: Right and spinach gives you instant muscles and an anchor tattoo
Silas: Silas: I get it. If I get shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too.
I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.
Andy
What about you? You ever take a trip down to girlie town?
Celia [to stylist]
