Favorite Weeds Quotes
Silas: You really think it's a good idea leaving Pebbles with Bam-Bam.
Andy: No, but we can't afford child care, so we have to take this small leap of faith. I'm encouraged because so far the baby hasn't ever tried to get us all killed.
Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.
It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.
Shane
This is my Eat Pray Love moment.
Andy
I'm good with babies. They see me as a kindred spirit slash taller version of themselves. Go be free.
Doug
Silas: Silas: I get it. If I get shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too.
Silas [about baby Botwin]: He's kind of cute
Shane: Who cares? He's probably just gonna want to play soccer
Shane: Shane: Aaargh! Fuck you, fuck your mom in the ass with a screwdriver.
Is it ok to impersonate your dead brother and pseudo-steal some money if you're gonna use the cash for the family's greater good?
Andy
Nancy: You're guzzling coffee?
Shane: Ignacio says it puts hair on you chest
Nancy: Right and spinach gives you instant muscles and an anchor tattoo
