Favorite Weeds Quotes
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
Celia: That was humiliating.
Rudolfo: I know. I'm sorry, I could not untie you.
Celia: You're supposed to wipe front to back
It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.
Shane
The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed. They will live a normal life. They will find jobs. They will go to school. They will have hobbies and a quiet under the radar life. The Newmans will be a family.
Nancy
Nancy: You're guzzling coffee?
Shane: Ignacio says it puts hair on you chest
Nancy: Right and spinach gives you instant muscles and an anchor tattoo
I'm so done with this country. We need to go someplace far far away.
Nancy
Silas [about baby Botwin]: He's kind of cute
Shane: Who cares? He's probably just gonna want to play soccer
Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.
Is it ok to impersonate your dead brother and pseudo-steal some money if you're gonna use the cash for the family's greater good?
Andy
Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.
I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.
Nancy Botwin
Silas: Silas: I get it. If I get shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too.
