Turk: Sir, I promise you, if you offer her the job again she'll say yes. And I'll do anything you want, I'll pick up extra shifts, I'll volunteer at the clinic. Whatever you want!
Dr. Kelso: I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!
Turk: You keep Enid in the attic?
Dr. Kelso: You make me laugh, Turkelton.