Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he'...

Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.

Bart

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Character:
Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 13: "The Debarted"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 13 Quotes

Unlike love, respect can't be bought.

Homer

Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.
Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.
Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid.

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