J.D.'s Narration: Sometimes you get caught because you couldn't slip your wife her pill last night, so you had to feed her one of your special homemade brownies.
Carla: What's that?
Turk: Oh, that? That's a tiny marshmallow with writing on it.


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Turk, Carla Espinosa
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1: "My Intern's Eyes"
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Nurse: Oh, Dr. Reid, are you joining us for lunch today?
Elliot: Ahhh... anyone want half a tofu-cheese sandwich?

(J.D.'s trying to sneak out of the apartment in his underwear)
Carla:J.D.!
J.D.: I gotta make a quick twosie.