Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.


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Phoebe Buffay, Chandler Bing
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Friends Season 2 Episode 13: "The One After the Super Bowl (2)"
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Friends
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Friends Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Susie: All right mister, let's see those panties.
Chandler: All right. (Chandler's pants drop from under the bathroom stall door)
Susie: Ooh. Ooh. But you know what would be even sexier?
Chandler: What?
Susie: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.

Monica: You know, I gotta admit that I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Normally I would not do it.
Monica: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
Jean-Claude Van Damme: 'Cause Rachel told me you were dying to have a threesome with me and Drew Barrymore. Oh, by the way, Drew has some ground rules.