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Bob: The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore.
Bart: Oh I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Bob: It's a 4 year old book!
Bart: I'm a slow reader.
Bob: A fitting epitaph... it means last words.
Bob: Are you here to teach me or kill me?

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Too much for me xD Bob is my god :$

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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 22 Quotes

Agent: Sorry, someone else has bought the house
Homer: But my loan has already been sold in pieces to banks, hedge funds and municipalities across the globe!

Now that it's empty, who's gonna buy their house? What if someone moves in with two Barts? Or four teenage Barts?

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