Therefore, Mr. Langley's pancreatitis is most likely secondary t...
Dr. Cox: Therefore, Mr. Langley's pancreatitis is most likely secondary to gallstones.
Elliot: Wrong-o, Perry! Mr. Langley's pancreatitis is most likely due to type 1 familial hyperlipoproteinemia as demonstrated by the eruptive xanthomas on his achilles tendon!
Interns: Ooooooh!
Dr. Cox: Interns! Flee! Now! Now there is just no way you could have known that off the top of that straw-covered scarecrow head of yours!
Elliot: Ah! Hold on! I need to take a quick mental picture of your total humiliation! Got it.
Dr. Cox: There-there are actually many things in life that I've yet to figure out, like why men wear cellphones on their belt when they could so easily fit them in their pocket mere millimeters away. Or why - and I'm not complaining - women wear tube-tops even though every ten seconds it makes them do this: [Grabs at his tee-shirt, as if hiking it up over imaginary breasts] Get back in there! But, of all my endless queries, the one thing I damn sure will figure out - and soon - is how you keep coming up with all these fancy-pants answers. It is, for all intents and purposes, like they're falling from the sky.
- Characters:
- Elliot Reid, Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7: "My Way Home"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Elliot Reid Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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