This is the moment I've been waiting for. Starting tonight, I am...
Barney: This is the moment I've been waiting for. Starting tonight, I am gonna teach you how to live. Ted, you had your chance. You're out, Marshall's in.
Marshall: Oh god...
Barney: Marshall, being a single guy in New York City is like ... What's something everybody likes?
Barney: Yes! It's like being in a candy store! You just walk right in and grab yourself some Whoppers! Yeah! ... Is Whoppers the best one?
Barney: Milk Duds.
Future Ted: This went on for another hour. Ahhh, just skip to the end.
Ted: Dubble Bubbles!
- Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen, Barney Stinson
- How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2: "The Scorpion and the Toad"
- How I Met Your Mother
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Ted: Five American bucks.
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Ted: Trust me, I've known Lily for nine years.
Robin: Trust me, I'm a girl!
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