This is the moment I've been waiting for. Starting tonight, I am...
Barney: This is the moment I've been waiting for. Starting tonight, I am gonna teach you how to live. Ted, you had your chance. You're out, Marshall's in.
Marshall: Oh god...
Barney: Marshall, being a single guy in New York City is like ... What's something everybody likes?
Barney: Yes! It's like being in a candy store! You just walk right in and grab yourself some Whoppers! Yeah! ... Is Whoppers the best one?
Barney: Milk Duds.
Future Ted: This went on for another hour. Ahhh, just skip to the end.
Ted: Dubble Bubbles!
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