Elliot: (to Johann) Oooh, look at that big lollipop. I wouldn't know whether to lick it or just to lift up my skirt and spank myself with it.
J.D.: Elliot!
Elliot: (whispering furiously) It's free candy!


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J.D., Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 8 Episode 3: "My Saving Grace"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 8 Episode 3 Quotes

Dr. Kelso: You know, you hurt my feelings earlier.
Dr. Cox: In my defense, you are a soulless creature from the netherworld who doesn't really have feelings

[Dr. Cox telling Kelso how much he misses him...]
Dr. Cox: When you were the Chief, you were a jackass and a nightmare and I hated you a great deal.
Dr. Kelso: That's a good start