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Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next song to a very special lady. She's over a hundred years old and weighs 200...tons.
Hysterical Man: This gigantic woman will devour us all! (He jumps overboard)
Homer: (pointing to the Statue of Liberty) I was talking about the statue.


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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

(Apu returns to work at the Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good honest work.
Customer: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: Twelve dollars.

Groundskeeper Willie:(Singing) When you're alone, and life is getting you lonely, ye can always go, ACK! Doontoon.
Apu: Next

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