Satan: Well I tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather `round!
Christmas Time in Hell lyrics - sung primarily by Satan
String up the lights and light up the tree.
We're going to make some revelry!
Spirits are high, so I can tell,
It's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by.
There's lots of demon toys to buy.
The snow is falling, and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffery Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham.
After he has sex with, it he'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy caroling with his son.
Reunited for the holidays.
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow!
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow.
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell.
It's Christmas time in hell!
Adolf, here's a present for you.
Hitler: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, Ein Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from Heaven's door,
To rule in hell for evermore.
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell,
'Cause it's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on,
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
It's Christmas time in hell!
There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe,
Over poor Gene Siskel's head; just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning and the flames are not so thick.
All the screaming and the torture stops, as we wait for old Saint Nick!
String up the lights and light up the tree.
We're damned for all eternity.
But for just one day all is well,
It's Christmas time in hell!
Gather close together, and make it quick!
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell,
It's Christmas time...
(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
Christmas time...
(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
It's Christmas time in hell!
George Bailey: (walking by) Merry Christmas Movie House!