Luke/Chris: Echo-3 to Echo-7. Han old buddy, are you there? Han/Peter: Luke, we talked about this. I changed my codename. Luke/Chris: Oh right. Echo-3 to Carlos Spiceyweener. Han/Peter: Carlos Spiceyweener here.
Leia/Lois: May I have everyone's attention please? We're evacuating into outer space with literally infinite directions in which to flee. However, we have decided that our transports will travel directly towards the fleet of stormtroopers. Any questions? Rebel: Yeah, um, is there someone from the military we can talk to, a man perhaps?