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When I was 17 I was really close to my friend Stacey's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me.

Phil

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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

That's the whole point of a surprise party, you take somebody you really love and you play em like a fool.

Jay

Haley: You used to be fun.
Phil: You used to be....what? Oh yeah, at college.

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