Why did the clown cross the road? To rob a Kwik-E-Mart. The news...
Scott Christian: Why did the clown cross the road? To rob a Kwik-E-Mart. The news story behind that enigmatic half-joke right after this commercial message.
Homer: Wait a minute. Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?
Bart: Oh, you mean, Krusty the Clown?
Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?
Bart: Are you kidding? He's my idol! I've based my life on Krusty's teachings.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 12: "Krusty Gets Busted"
- Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger