Why does anyone want to run for public office, you're just askin...
Mark: Why does anyone want to run for public office, you're just asking to have your entire life exposed.
Tom: Not if you're squeaky clean like me.
Mark: You're married and you hit on women constantly.
Tom: Yeah but never sealed the deal. Just window shopping. You can fly to Brazil, just never enter the cave. Am I right? Up top!
- Tom Haverford, Mark Brendanawicz
- Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 4: "The Practice Date"
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Tom: I think cave sex is insane.
Tom: Because of the echoes and the humidity.
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And to my wife, I apologize. All I can say is, I wasn't just having sex. I was making love... to a beautiful woman. And her boyfriend. And a third person whose name I never learned. Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil.Bill Dexhart
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