Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
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Mark: Why does anyone want to run for public office, you're just asking to have your entire life exposed.
Tom: Not if you're squeaky clean like me.
Mark: You're married and you hit on women constantly.
Tom: Yeah but never sealed the deal. Just window shopping. You can fly to Brazil, just never enter the cave. Am I right? Up top!


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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

I've established a scientifically perfect, ten-point scale of human beauty. Wendy is a 7.4, which is way too high for Tom, who is a 3.8. 10 is tennis legend Steffi Graf.

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Tom: I think cave sex is insane.
Leslie: Why?
Tom: Because of the echoes and the humidity.