You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a tab...

Elaine: You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you SICK!!
Jerry: Boy. You are REALLY hungry.


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Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat. You go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before. They put it in front of you and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure and now I just feel like a big sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.

Elaine

George: Yes, I'm expecting a call for Costanza.
Bruce: Yes, someone call. I say "Cartwright! Cartright!" but no one come and I hang up.

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