Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
Calahan: Umm... you can't eat a-
Peter: Wanna split it?


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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Peter: I'll handle it Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah

Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.
Peter: Oh no Stewie!
Brian: The first born son.
Peter: Meg!
Brian: Your wife.
Peter: Chris