You know I’m not going to have a kid until that genetic te...

Janitor:You know I’m not going to have a kid until that genetic technology they’ve been talking about available for everyone.
Carla: So you want to pick the sex and eye colour.
Janitor: No, gills. When that day comes it’s goodbye hospital, hello father son treasure hunting team.
Carla: Wow. Well you better get cracking, what are you like forty-five.
Janitor: Forty-three. I know I look a little older but that’s just because I drink and smoke heavily and work with chemicals and sleep on my face.
Carla: No hard feelings.
Janitor: I swear on my unborn fish boys life, she will pay.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5: "Her Story"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Oh look what we have here. It's a visual representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young.
Julie: (Perfectly fine) Morning!
Dr. Cox: The slightly older.
Elliot: (Her head in her hands) Please stop talking.
Dr. Cox: The slightly older still.
Carla: (Her head also in her hands and mumbles something)
Dr. Cox: And last the very, very, very old. (Jordan's sitting with sunglasses on and her arms crosses) She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness. (Shakes her) Jordaroo! Jordalicious! Jordaroni!

(Talking to a girl while she's drunk) So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?

Elliot
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