Turk: You know, on 'The Sopranos,' if a guy caught his brother with his ex-girlfriend, he'd just rub his ass out!
J.D.: Oh, believe you me, the second I get Dan alone, there's gonna be some serious ass-rubbing. I shouldn't smack-talk.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 7: "My Common Enemy"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Dr. Cox: I hate you, Bob.
Dr. Kelso: Same times a thousand, big guy.

Dan: Well, goodnight, little bro.
J.D.: Oh, goodnight, Dan. Sleep tight. There's a bus schedule underneath your pillow.