You know, when I tore my scrote, I was, uhhh, I was seeing this really hot urologist about it and I thought she was into me. But, now I think she was just doing a bunch of stuff to bill my HMO. You know. She's touching around down there it's easy to get confused.

Andy

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Character:
Andy Bernard
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 23: "Body Language"
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The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 23 Quotes

Just once, I'd like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?

Dwight

She could've left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob-shirt.

Pam