The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXYou know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little whil...
Marge: You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.
Homer: No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb.
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- Characters:
- Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
- Episode:
- The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18: "Separate Vocations"
- Show:
- The Simpsons
- Related Quotes:
- Homer Simpson Quotes, Marge Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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