You're just too picky with women. You used to be the same way....

Turk: You're just too picky with women.
J.D.: You used to be the same way. Somehow you got over it and now you're married.
Turk: That's cause I was never as bad as you.
J.D.: Oh really? Remember Whitney the Snapper?
(Flashback to Turk in college sitting on a bed with Whitney)
Turk: I just wanted to say thanks for dinner tonight.
Whitney: And for dessert you're gonna get a little Whitney... (snaps) la (snaps) mode (snaps) .
Turk: Get out.


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J.D., Turk
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5: "Her Story"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Oh look what we have here. It's a visual representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young.
Julie: (Perfectly fine) Morning!
Dr. Cox: The slightly older.
Elliot: (Her head in her hands) Please stop talking.
Dr. Cox: The slightly older still.
Carla: (Her head also in her hands and mumbles something)
Dr. Cox: And last the very, very, very old. (Jordan's sitting with sunglasses on and her arms crosses) She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness. (Shakes her) Jordaroo! Jordalicious! Jordaroni!

(Talking to a girl while she's drunk) So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?

Elliot
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