"Everybody Says Don't (Season 5)"

Gaby is upset when Carlos' family comes by to visit and wants them to take care of Carlos' niece.

"Mary Me a Little"

Gaby forces Juanita to volunteer at a soup kitchen where she runs into an old housewife who is now poor. An NRS agent halts Jackson's plan to marry Susan.

Juanita starts to wear makeup, prompting Gaby to teach her about inner beauty. However, Gaby breaks down herself when she wants to wear makeup to an event involving the mayor.

"Rose's Turn"

Susan is caught by the police with a picnic basket full of weapons. Orson's kleptomania gets worse and he's caught by an old lady, who Orson thinks no one will believe.

"Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know"

The wives visit Edie's son at school and tell him what happened to his mother; new flashbacks of Edie with each of the wives; Bree's marriage is pushed to the limits

"A Spark. To Pierce the Dark"

Bree considers selling her business to save her marriage; Carlos crosses some boundaries at work; and Katherine is caught in a bad spot when Edie's worst fears come true.

"The Story of Lucy and Jessie"

Susan continues to work as a teacher's aid and has to stay on her boss, Jessie's good side. Edie looks for information on the the people that died in Mike's car accident.

"Crime Doesn't Pay"

Bree tells Lynette she'll help get Tom a new job; Carlos' adulterous boss uses Gaby as a cover as he continues to chea ton his wife; Edie digs into Dave's past.

"In a World Where the Kings Are Employers"

Susan starts a new job in order to provide her son the best but Mike leaves him in Katherine's care, causing her to be jealous. As Scavo Pizzeria continues to do bad, Lynette tells Tom to sell.

"Mama Spent Money When She Had None"

Bree enjoys the success off her new book and buys herself a new car. Meanwhile, poor Lynette and Tom are selling his Mustang for some needed cash.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session.
Bree: Well, there's nothing like being tied to a bed to change a girl's mind.
Dr. Barr: What do you wanna talk about?
Bree: Anything at all. As you said, I...I have a lot of issues.
Dr. Barr: Well, I assumed as much when you told the ridiculous story about your daughter running off with a murderer.
Bree: Saw right through that, did ya?
Dr. Barr: Well, I'm a trained professional, Bree. The human mind is my playground.
Bree: Well, I'm glad that you're having fun.

(to dead body) "Tu me manques, Monique" ("I Miss You Monique").

Orson