"We All Deserve to Die"

Lynette discovers the truth about her future daughter-in-law this week. The episode is titled "We All Deserve to Die."

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"My Two Young Men"

John Barrowman guest stars on this episode of Desperate Housewives. He plays the ex-boyfriend of Angie Bolen.

"Chromolume #7"

On this episode, Gaby and Angie head to New York. It's titled "Chromolume #7."

On this week's episode, Celia comes down with the chicken pox. Also, Sam Page guest stars as Bree's new employee.

Julie Benz appears again on this episode. It's titled "Lovely."

"The Glamorous Life"

This episode is titled "The Glamorous Life." During the hour, among other storylines, Gabrielle and Angie clash.

"How About a Friendly Shrink?"

Lynette doesn't wish to a see a couples' therapist this week. Also, Orson makes life difficult for Bree.

"You Gotta Get a Gimmick"

Wisteria Lane is still feeling the effects of its recent plane crash. This episode is titled "You Gotta Get a Gimmick."

Ready for a fantasy look ahead? This episode peers into an interesting future for many characters.

"Boom Crunch"

A plane crashes into Wisteria Lane this week. It's the mid-season, cliffhanging finale to season six.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: Now listen to me, you are going to behave. I will not be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And just so you know that I'm serious, I am. (She pulls out paper)
Porter: What's that?
Lynette: Santa's cell phone number!
Preston: How'd you get that?
Lynette: I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! All right, are you willing to risk that!?

You're the one with the problem, all right. You're the one who's acting she's running for mayor of Stepford.

Andrew