Tom is annoyed at Lynette for hiring a former drug addict to run the restaurant; Edie and Carlos take the next step; Victor confesses his love to Gabrielle.

Susan argues with her potential in-laws; Lynette finds an unconscious Tom on the floor and it turns out he can't work for three months.

"My Husband, the Pig"

The late Rex Van de Kamp narrates from a male perspective. Bree and Orson leave for their honeymoon just as Danielle tells them she's pregnant.

"The Little Things You Do Together"

The mystery of Monique's murder is solved; Bree and Susan settle their issues; Tom blames Lynette when they're missing chairs.

"I Remember That"

Ian proposes to Susan at Jane's funeral; Tom and Lynette continue to fight at the pizzeria; Orson tells the truth about Monique's death.

"Come Play Wiz Me"

Ian sends Susan to the hospital to be with a dying Jane; Lynette quits her job to work on the pizzeria; Alma rapes Orson.

"Not While I'm Around"

Tom and Lynee fight over decisions at the pizzeria; Alma moves into the Applewhites' old place; Bree finds a bag of teeth in Alma's closet.

"No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds"

Susan visits Mike in prison one last time to tell her Ian won't let her visit anymore; Lynette tries to accept Kayla into the family.

"The Miracle Song"

When Mike goes to jail for Monique's murder, Edie dumps him; After taking back Orson, Bree kicks out Gloria.

"Beautiful Girls"

Gabrielle begins coaching young beauty pageant contestants; Susan begins to move things into Ian's.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session.
Bree: Well, there's nothing like being tied to a bed to change a girl's mind.
Dr. Barr: What do you wanna talk about?
Bree: Anything at all. As you said, I...I have a lot of issues.
Dr. Barr: Well, I assumed as much when you told the ridiculous story about your daughter running off with a murderer.
Bree: Saw right through that, did ya?
Dr. Barr: Well, I'm a trained professional, Bree. The human mind is my playground.
Bree: Well, I'm glad that you're having fun.

(to dead body) "Tu me manques, Monique" ("I Miss You Monique").

Orson