"The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened"

When the neighborhood handyman Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges) passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their daily lives.

"Connect! Connect!"

Susan and Edie are forced to spend time alone together when they're locked in a basement. Bree's plotting against Andrew's future mother-in-law comes back to bite her in the butt.

"Home is the Place"

Bree fights with Alex's mother for their sons' affection. Gabby urges Carlos to take a new job, even if it means time away from the house.

"A Vision's Just a Vision"

Lynette does what it takes to protect her son and Carlos realizes the sacrifices Gabby has made for their family.

"City on Fire"

When everyone gathers at a night club for the annual battle of the bands, there's a fire that threatens the lives of all on Wisteria lane.

"Getting Married Today"

Gabrielle learns a shocking secret about Victor at their wedding; Bree returns with Orson; Lynette's estranged mother returns.

"What Would We Do Without You?"

A CAT scan shows Lynette might have lymphoma; Mike proposes to Susan; Edie tells Carlos they'll have a baby;

"Into the Woods"

Susan heads into the woods to find Mike and he has to rescue her; Lynette fires Rick after he confesses his love to her.

Gabrielle is upset over Carlos and Edie's relationship; Tom worries when Lynette stays long hours with Rick at the pizzeria.

"God, That's Good"

Susan calls off the wedding when she hears about the poker bet; Lynette takes Rich's advice instead of Tom's at the pizzeria.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session.
Bree: Well, there's nothing like being tied to a bed to change a girl's mind.
Dr. Barr: What do you wanna talk about?
Bree: Anything at all. As you said, I...I have a lot of issues.
Dr. Barr: Well, I assumed as much when you told the ridiculous story about your daughter running off with a murderer.
Bree: Saw right through that, did ya?
Dr. Barr: Well, I'm a trained professional, Bree. The human mind is my playground.
Bree: Well, I'm glad that you're having fun.

(to dead body) "Tu me manques, Monique" ("I Miss You Monique").

Orson