Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Air Date:
Watch Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 Online
Watch Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 Online
User Rating

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
Quotes

Recap

When a bully picks on Chris, he goes to Peter for help, who ends up beating the kid senseless.  Realizing bullying is fun, Peter runs around beating people up until it's actually Chris who steps up and beats Peter back to his senses.  Meanwhile, when Stewie goes out without sunscreen and accidentally gets a tan, he becomes obsessed with tanning.  After being left in a tanning bed for six hours, a sunburnt Stewie fears he has cancer and lives every day like it's his last.

Show:
Family Guy
Season:
Episode Number:
11
Show Comments

Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Quagmire: Hey, hey, hey, hey that's a stroke!
Peter: I just tapped my ball, Quagmire. Relax.
Quagmire: Oh relax, huh? Look, I just tapped my ball. Oh, just tapped it again. Tap, tap, tap...oh where is it? It's in the hole. Eagle. Yay Quagmire!
(Quagmire bends his putter across his knee and throws it against the cart)
Joe: Hey Quagmire, you know it's not fun when you're like this.
Quagmire: You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!
Cleveland: What does that even mean?
Quagmire: I don't know. (voice drops to normal) Boy, we've got a beautiful day for this.

(Brian is teaching Stewie to ballroom dance)
Brian: If you're going to make me do this, at least let me lead.
Stewie: Okay, fine. (they move close together) I love you.
Brian: What?!
Stewie: Olive juice.
Brian: "Olive juice"?
Stewie: "Olive juice" you, too!

  1. Episode Guide
  2. Family Guy Season 5
  3. Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11