"Someone to Watch Over Lily"

Who will be the legal guardian of Lily in the event of a tragedy? That's the question at the heart of this episode.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"The Musical Man"

Cameron serves as director of Luke and Manny's school play this week. Elsewhere, Jay's brother comes to town.

  • 2.5 / 5.0
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"Boys' Night"

It's a boys' night out this week on Modern Family. Elsewhere, Haley goes through some adventures in babysitting.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Two Monkeys and a Panda"

Phil sneaks off for a day at the spa this week. Meanwhile, Cameron decides to write a book.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Regrets Only"

Gloria counsels Phil this week, while Jay does the same for Claire after these two get into a fight. Elsewhere, Mitchell and Luke give Cameron a hand.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Princess Party"

Lily celebrates her birthday this week, with a party that grows out of control. Matt Dillon guest stars.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Bixby's Back"

Phil and Claire role play again on Valentine's Day this week. Elsewhere, Jay plans an elaborate evening for Gloria.

  • 3.9 / 5.0
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"Caught in the Act"

Luke, Alex and Haley mean well on this episode. But they end up walking in on their parents. Yes, you know what we mean!

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Our Children, Ourselves"

Claire and Phil try to get Alex to relax about studying this week, while Gloria attempts to make new friends. We also meet an ex-girlfriend of Mitchell's.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Slow Down Your Neighbors"

James Marsden guest stars on this episode of Modern Family. He plays a neighbor of Mitchell and Cameron's. Elsewhere, Jay tries to teach Manny to ride a bike.

  • 3.4 / 5.0
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me