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When a man raping chickens is on the loose we learn something much more devastating, Officer Barbrady is illiterate.  While Cartman takes over patrolling the streets, the other boys try to teach the officer to read.

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South Park Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Now move along, or I'll be forced to execute every one of you by gunshot to the head.

Officer Barbrady

Reporter: Has chicken f(bleep)er left any clues at the crime
Officer Barbrady: All right, I admit it! I can't read! Are you happy now? You pushed and you pushed, and now you know my deep dark secret; I'm illegitimate!

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