Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
South Park Season 3 Episode 16 (12/29/99)
Recap
Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for getting their period, prompting Kyle to fake his and Stan to take hormone pills to try and get one. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Year's Eve party but is worried his father won't show up.
Cartman: Anyway, thanks a lot, and stay away from my man, bitch.
