When everything east of the Rockies becomes New Jersey, South Park is at risk of becoming part of West Jersey.  Randy and the boys stand strong as Jerseyites arrive.

Kyle learns he's actually from Jersey and channels his inner guido to fight off Snooki as she attacks Cartman.

In the end, Randy calls in the king of all cultural wars, Osama Bin Laden to help.  Al Qaeda crashes a bunch of planes into the Jerseysites.