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"Hardly Kirk-ing"

When Bart and MIllhouse's shaving experiment goes awry, Millhouse ends up looking like his father on The Simpsons.

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"Love Is a Many Splintered Thing"

Is Bart headed for heartbreak when his love Mary Spuckler returns to Springfield on The Simpsons?

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"Changing of the Guardian"

Marge and Homer decide it's time to pick out guardians for the kids if something should befall them after they narrowly survive a tornado on The Simpsons.

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"A Test Before Trying"

On The Simpsons, Springfield Elementary may be forced to close and Bart is the only one who can possibly save it.

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"Homer Goes to Prep School"

Homer joins a group prepping for the end of the world which they believe is coming soon on The Simpsons.

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"To Cur With Love"

On The Simpsons, when Homer loses Santa's Little Helper, Grandpa shares the story of Homer's childhood dog Bongo.

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"The Day the Earth Stood Cool"

Homer cozies up the the new neighbors in order to appear cool but Marge isn't happy and Bart quickly figures out that their son is a little monster on The Simpsons.

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"A Tree Grows in Springfield"

On The Simpsons, Homer is depressed when his Mapple MyPad breaks but Ned shows him the miracle in his own backyard.

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"Penny-Wiseguys"

After passing out during a saxophone recital, Lisa decides to add insects to her diet for protein but then dreams of the bugs pleading for their lives on The Simpsons.

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"Gone Abie Gone"

On The Simpsons, Lisa tries her hand at online poker and risks losing her college fund while Homer and Marge must track down Grandpa when he wanders away from his retirement home.

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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!

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