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Bart and Skinner as Friends
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Bart accidentally gets Principal Skinner fired when he brings his dog in to class.  Bart feels guilty and befirends Skinner as Flanders takes over as principal.

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19

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 19 Quotes

Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Edna: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: What?.....No, it's my dog.

Principal Skinner: (Over phone) I know Weinstein's parents were upset Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony holiday. I mean, it sounds so made-up: Yom kip-pur!

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