The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" Quotes

Milhouse: This is great. Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Agnes: (From downstairs) Seymour, your friend Bart is here.
Principal Skinner: I know, mother!
Agnes: Seymour, do you want me to tell you when it's 7:30?
Principal Skinner: No, mother!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Martin: My water dish is empty...
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Ralph: Sir, I got carsick in your office.
 • Rating: Unrated

Superintendent Chalmers: Leopold?
(Leopold approaches the podium. The students gasp at his threatening presence)
Leopold: All right you little punks, pick up your freakin' ears, because I'm only gonna say this once. From now on, things are gonna be very, very different around here... (Students gasp, he quickly changes to a cheerful demeanor) ...with your new principal, Ned Flanders!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Principal Skinner: Willie, go into the vent and get him.
Groundskeeper Willie: What!? Have ye gone waxy in yer beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, ye croquet-playin' mint-muncher!
Principal Skinner: Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ooh. Good comeback.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: How would you like it if twenty years from now, people were laughing at things you did?
Bart: Not likely.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Why don't you take this potato? It's pretty big.
Bart: Mom, you're always trying to give me potatoes. What is it with you?
Marge: I just think they're neat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lunch Lady Doris: More testicles mean more iron!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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