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When Evelyn finds out from the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she and the family attend the funeral.  Charlie ends up hitting on Harry's newly single widow, Jake is excited to see a "dead guy" and Alan is happy to pay his respects.

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21

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

Alan: How do you sleep at night?
Charlie: Usually drunk and on top of somebody

Evelyn [to Charlie]: Laugh now, but when I die I'll come back to haunt you. [she leaves]
Charlie [to Alan]: How will that be any different from this

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