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Evelyn buys Alan a sports car and, as Charlie warns him, expects a favor in return.  Evelyn makes Alan go on a blind double date with her.

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22

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 22 Quotes

Jake: How come it's a secret that dad is on a date?
Charlie: Eh, it's not a secret, it's just never a good idea to tell a woman more than they need to know
Jake: How come?
Charlie: Because we love them and want to protect them. A clueless woman is a happy woman

Alan [about his mother and Trudy's father]: Apparently your father mixed his heart medication with his Viagra, and they didn't want to waste the opportunity.
Trudy: So he's not coming?
Alan: Well...

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