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Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks.  Alan is having trouble getting Kandi a job and Charlie is going through a dry spell.

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19

Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes

Alan: Jake, what are we going to do? You've really fallen behind this year.
Jake: I know, I think it's a delayed reaction to your divorce.
Alan: Oh?
Jake: Yeah, it took awhile, but my teachers have finally stopped feeling sorry for me

Jake: We had a surprise test today.
Alan: And?
Jake: I was really surprised

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