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After Jake gets suspended for drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class, Alan tries to fix things by going to see the principal.   Meanwhile, Charlie watches over Alan's office after an all-nighter.

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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Alan: You turned my business into a brothel.
Charlie: I thought you'd be happy. I didn't touch a single patient

Alan: Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover might drop by to kick my ass.
Charlie: Oh, good, remind me to rewind the camcorder

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