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Alan is excited by the prospect of Judith remarrying and ending his alimony payments.  Alan gets Charlie to help him when he thinks the marriage might not go through because of Jake disliking her fiance.

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5

Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Herb, you haven't touched your beer.
Herb: Oh, well I'm not too much of a drinker.
Charlie: So let's have a drinking game: Whenever Alan gives me a strange look, we all have a drink. [Alan stares at him]
Charlie: Whoops, let's just start it

I need to start carrying my own weight, which is actually getting easier now that I'm wasting away

Alan
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