Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13
Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
When Charlie and Lyndsey realize they have gambling in common and become friends, Alan's jealousy gets the better of him. He begins to suspect they're sleeping together and gets uninvited from Lyndsey's housewarming party and his keys taken away. Alan sneaks by the party to spy but gets sprayed by a skunk. Alan gets help from Herb in the form of V-8 and ketchup, but neither do the trick and just make him look extra crazy when he breaks into the party and accuses Lyndsey in front of all her guests.
Charlie: Wow, you really missed the signals.
Alan: What signals?
Charlie: For me it was her taking off her sweater and saying, "Quick do me before Alan gets back from his trumpet lesson."
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Lyndsey: I'm way past guys like you.
Charlie: What do you mean guys like me?
Lyndsey: I mean guys I have to dip ammonium before I let them anywhere near me.
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