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Two and a Half Men Season 8

"That Darn Priest"

Rose learns the truth behind Alan's Ponzi scheme, while he finally "meets" Manny.

"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"

Charlie and Rose continue their affair, while Alan takes Ponzi scheme investments into his Chiropractor business.

"Lookin' for Japanese Subs"

Charlie becomes obsessed with the recently married Rose; Jake and Eldridge try and make their own homemade Jackass.

"Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"

When Charlie and Lyndsey become friends, Alan's jealousy gets the better of him.

"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"

When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his old psychiatrist.

"Dead from the Waist Down"

When Alan can't afford to buy Lyndsey a present, he gets creative.

"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"

Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) returns after spending three years in prison for conning Charlie out of money.

"A Good Time in Central Africa"

While Berta goes on vacation, Charlie gets a replacement; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex (Judd Nelson) is stalking him.

"Springtime on a Stick"

Charlie and Alan try to set their mother up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.

"The Crazy Bitch Gazette"

Rose returns and Charlie's new girlfriend, Michelle (Liz Vassey) can't deal with her stalking.

"Twanging Your Magic Clanger"

Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating an older woman, Michelle (Liz Vassey); Alan stays at home all weekend with his hand.

"The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"

Alan pretends to be Charlie at home while the latter is off getting plastic surgery.

"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"

Alan, Lyndsey, Jake and Eldritch move into Charlie after Alan burns Lyndsey's home down.

"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"

Despite moving in with Lindsey, Alan continues to use Charlie's house as his love shack with Melissa.

"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree.

"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"

The eighth season of Two and a Half Men kicks off with this episode. During the half hour, Charlie decides to cut back on drinking.

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