When Charlie runs into Rose at the grocery store, he becomes obsessed with the recently married, unattainable version of her.  When she denies him, the roles reverse, and Charlie soon becomes Rose's stalker.  They sleep together, but Rose tells Charlie it's a one time thing and Manny can't find out.  She's crazy, but she's good.

Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge do a series of homemade stunts to make their own homemade version of Jackass.  They call it Dumbass.  Or Assketeeers.  Either way they nearly kill themselves but Alan's reactions are pretty funny.