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Alan fears he's losing custody of his son Jake so he goes out drinking with his brother Charlie.
Jake: Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet!
Charlie: I don't suppose that's a Rubenesque nineteen-year-old girl?
Alan: Porky's his pet guinea pig.
Charlie: You're bringing vermin into my house?
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I don't even know how my wife is going to be a lesbian. She hates oral sexâ€”hates itAlan
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