Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet! I don't suppose that's a R...
Jake: Uncle Charlie hasn't met Porky yet!
Charlie: I don't suppose that's a Rubenesque nineteen-year-old girl?
Alan: Porky's his pet guinea pig.
Charlie: You're bringing vermin into my house?
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 3: "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger