Alan: Look, I appreciate your feelings for me, but I have to tell you, I really think your daughter deserves a lot of respect. I mean, it takes real courage to make changes in your life and not worry what everybody thinks. Judith: Thank you, Alan. Evelyn: That's true. The lesbians of my generation where to scared to come out of the closet. Lenore: Does that mean what I think it means? Alan: You haven't told them? Judith: No. I thought it would be more appropriate coming from your mother. Evelyn: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I faux pas?
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink? Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid. Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass." Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch