Two and a Half Men

"Can You Feel My Finger?"

A woman that Charlie had sex with thinks she's pregnant. After this close call, Charlie goes in to get a vasectomy.

"My Doctor has a Cow Puppet"

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent problem of sleep walking. Meanwhile, Jake goes to see his new therapist.

"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"

When Jake won't stop playing the guitar, Judith believes he's having a tough time adjusting to her and Alan's divorce. Judith wants to send Jake to a therapist to help...

"An Old Flame With a New Wick"

Charlie is stunned to learn that his ex-girlfriend, Jill, is now a man, Bill (Chris O'Donnell) and dating his mother.

"That Was Saliva, Alan"

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. Meanwhile, Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

"I Can't Afford Hyenas"

Charlie's accountant, Stan, tries to explain to him why he's suddenly in financial trouble.

"Camel Filters + Pheromones"

When Berta brings her beautiful daughter Prudence (guest star Megan Fox) to work, Charlie and Alan are a little distracted by her.

"Merry Thanksgiving"

In an attempt to prove he's a family man, Charlie invites his latest girl, Lisa, over and hosts a Thanksgiving dinner.

"Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful"

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith as they lead Jake and his classmates in school's annual music show.

"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"

Charlie and his mother, Evelyn, end up dating two people that are related.

"If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap"

Alan is having troubles with Charlie's sarcastic maid, Berta. Charlie is trying to get Jake and Rose to listen to him.

"Big Flappy Bastards"

Charlie tries to learn how to be a parent with his nephew Jake around, while Alan tries to win back his ex-wife, Judith.