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After Charlie bumps into Mia at the cafe; he agrees to help her record an album with Chelsea's blessing. Alan, meanwhile, wants Melissa to move in.
Alan: You plan on kicking me out when mom dies?
Charlie: You plan on being here when mom dies?
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Jake [about his sister]: So far she eats, she poops and she sleeps. I'm not impressed
Berta: Give her a bad hair cut and she'd be you
Jake: Excuse you, I paid $9 for this haircut
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