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Episode Details

Charlie runs into Chelsea's friend, Gail (Tricia Helfer); Alan starts doing in home care for an older red head (Frances Fisher).

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (20 Votes)
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18 Quotes

Charlie: Why'd you change your friggin hair?
Alan: My girlfriend asked me to.
Charlie: If your new girlfriend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Alan: If she put her tongue in my mouth while she asked me...
Charlie: I can't blame you. I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
Alan: She put her tongue in your mouth?
Charlie: Sure. Let's say mouth.

Alan: Let me get this one.
Charlie: Really? You're not going for the world record?
Alan: What are you talking about?
Charlie: 1647 meals in a row where you haven't taken your stupid velcro wallet.
Alan: You were counting?
Charlie: Was I close?