Why'd you change your friggin hair? My girlfriend asked me to....
Charlie: Why'd you change your friggin hair?
Alan: My girlfriend asked me to.
Charlie: If your new girlfriend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Alan: If she put her tongue in my mouth while she asked me...
Charlie: I can't blame you. I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
Alan: She put her tongue in your mouth?
Charlie: Sure. Let's say mouth.
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18: "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Eric Hochberger